Wednesday, June 17, 2015

Horses vs. BodaBodas

This blog post is to explore the undeniable correlation between horseback riding and bodaboda riding.
Now, I was born and raised in Kansas, and while I did not grow up on a farm, we did grow up with an appreciation for the rural Kansas ways of life. When we were kids the best vacation was going to Grandma and Grandpa’s farm. There was something very mystically enticing to me about the farm and way it ran. I had a fascination for animals from the farm cats which ran around the barn to the cows we would help haul grain buckets for.
So whenever I got the chance to mount up and ride horses you can bet that I took the opportunity. Most of them were just retired mares following the horse in from them type trail rides, but I still took the opportunity. When I was a young girl I went through an “obsession with horses” phase where I read up on so many horse things, even subscribed to a horse supply catalog for a while. While my practical experience lagged behind, my head knowledge of horses was fairly thorough at the time.
When my best friend in college had a horse and offered to let me come riding with her (like actual riding) you can imagine my excitement to do just that, and I thoroughly enjoyed every ride we got to enjoy together. 
Now, when you are riding horses at anything more than a walk you need to know a few things. There are gaited horses, which are generally easier to sit (ie, less pain on the bum), and non-gaited horses (pain). When a horse moves at a trot, canter, or gallop the rider has to adjust the way they sit to allow for the impact of the hooves hitting the ground and the muscles alternating. The best way to combat this is called posting, which is when you move in time with the rhythm and move your bum up and away from the saddle in time with when you would have been bounced otherwise.  It is a certain rhythm and once you catch the rhythm, it’s almost something akin to dancing with your legs and hips. If you don’t post then you bounce around like a sack of potatoes and the quickly compounding pain to the seating area makes you wonder why you ever agreed to get on this confounded animal in the first place. *pardon my extremely lay-person explanation of this.*
Flip to boda-bodas… The same is true here. A person must anticipate the bumps, potholes, and other such obstacles which are no doubt to be had on the streets of Kampala. And stand up slightly from your seat to combat the impact of the wheels hitting uneven ground. I find myself feeling like I am posting (minus the rhythm).
For safety, they recommend that you wear a helmet with both horseback riding and mounting a boda-boda. But let’s be honest… we are just too cool for that. I mean, it messes up your hair… which should be able to flow dramatically in the wind…
Speaking of wind… the wind in your hair from a galloping horse, and the wind from a speeding boda… both quite exhilarating, though the former feels quite a bit more natural.
Side-saddle is just not practical… in either case.
You may get thrown off. I have. From both a horse (the stirrup broke). And from a boda-boda (hit a pothole in the dark).
There is a strong chance that having experienced either one, you will fall in love and strongly desire to own one of your own.

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