Thursday, May 28, 2009

Burned Once; Fear the Flame

I strongly recommend not going out all afternoon during the heat of the day to stand on a hill overlooking the lake in a strapless dress with NO SUNSCREEN if your skin is naturally whiter than the milk in your refrigerator. (and if that's not white, I would just like to point out that you may have a problem.)
This is what happened to me. It was a beautiful wedding, and not too long, but about halfway through the reception I could tell I was going to be sore the next day. Sore doesn't begin to describe it! All day Sunday, and Monday I suffered through the absolute worst pain of my entire life! Any movement at all sent almost nauseating pain all over my back. The slightest breeze would send my entire back sweeping up and down with a giant nerve fest.
Lets just say I'm probably going to have an amazing tan on my back... but until then, don't expect me to be even half-way pleasant...

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