(this post is dedicated to Kia, because i wrote about her roaches although i have an equally catastrophic problem. and this post is also dedicated to Daveed, because he hates spiders, and i like laughing at him about that.)
*CAUTION* this post contains material that may be disturbing, if not slightly disgusting to some readers, and may induce the urge to vomit.
i'm a nice person, really i am. but i do draw the line at wolf spiders.
as much as i hate, loathe, and abominate cockroaches... these guys are living terrors.
so this is a word to your spiders.
if you dare to step foot in my house: i. will. kill. you.
this is not a threat. this is a promise. consider yourself warned.
and lest you think that these spiders are sadly misunderstood... this is what may happen to your thumb if you care to shake hands with this less than cordial species of arachnid.
(hey, i'm a nurse. what kind of pictures did you expect?)
yeah, so the one that tried to come in under my door tonight... met a gory, violent end against the underside of my african flipflop. take that spiders!
2 comments:
This dude must have been allergic to spiders, because wolf spiders aren't venemous!
I will refrain from giving a lengthy exposition as to how these animals are a very important link to the ecosystem.
PS my word ID was "hooki"
hehe.
okay, so in complete fairness... this was either an infected spider bite... or one from a brown recluse. i know wolf spiders aren't venomous.
you did however loose me on the "word ID" thingy... what is "hooki"??
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